Sonia Gandhi - Chairperson of Congress and her son, newly appointed Congress Voice - Chairman Rahul Gandhi are planning to visit MahaKumbh Mela at Allahabad. Congress Spokesperson announced that Sonia, Rahul will visit Mahakumbh for Holy Bath. Bath at Mahakumbh is considered highly holy in Hinduism. In ancient India, Kings and royal families used to take bath at Mahakumbh to wash all sins committed by them in just one go.
It is most easiest way to clean sins. Digvijay Singh - General Secretary of Congress and Most respected academics in India, told reporters that Gandhi family is ruler of Independent and Democratic India and Rahul is Prince of India. So, being royal family, it is their responsibility to have bath at Maha Kumbh. Digvijay Singh added that Ganga is not pure as it is consuming sins of billions of people for millions of year. Gandhis are most honest, cleanest people of this earth. Bath of Gandhis will make Ganga cleaner and purer. Hence, Gandhis are having bath for a social cause.
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a Sadhu at Mahakumbh - Funny Khabar[/caption]It is known that, both, Sonia Gandhi and Rahul Gandhi who are a secular leaders, refuted idea of participating in religious function like Maha Kumbh. But then, Shakaracharya Swarupanand Saraswati told her that Bath will help in marriage of Rahul Gandhi. Rahul Gandhi was known as most eligible batchelor few years back. Now, he is known as most eligible uncle. Already worried about Rahul's marriage, Sonia accepted idea to visit Maha Kumbh with no hesitation. Sonia told Rahul about her plans to visit Allahabad. But, Rahul refuted idea as well. Finally,Sonia promised Rahul that she will give him SpiderMan costume.This made Rahul to agree with one condition that he will not enter into Ganga if water level is more than 3 feet. Sonia accepted condition and asked Manmohan Singh to do needful. Manmohan Singh discussed this high priority issue with Water Resource minister and asked him to take out excesssive water from Ganga to maintain 3 feet water level. Additionaly, Manmohan Singh asked Small Industries Minister to provide one dozen plastic buckets to remove water from Ganga. Manmohan Sigh appointed P Chidambaram to keep manage all operations and provide more buckets if necessary. Congress also clamed that millions of people are planning to visit Mahakumbh as Sonia, Rahul will visit Mahakumbh for Holy Bath.
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