Sushilkumar Shinde asked Hafiz Saeed to Protect Pak PM

Sushilkumar Shinde asked Hafiz Saeed to Protect Pak PM :
Few days back, Rehman Malik commented on Shah Rukh Khan's security. Sushilkumar Shinde, Indian Counter part of Rehman Malik, pleased by Malik's deep love and security concern for Indian citizens. Sushilkumar Shinde called for a high level meeting of Home Ministry officials of India to express same good will gesture to Pakistan.
Hence, All RAW & IB agents are asked to pause their assigned tasks and find out most insecure person in Pakistan. As there are dozens of bomb blast take place in Pakistan every hour, there is terrorist attack every half an hour, and no one is 100% secure, it was very hard tasks to find out most insecure person.  Finally, 2 days hard work, reports were given to Sushilkumar Shinde yesterday. Sushilkumar Shinde surprised by reports which suggest that Raja Pervez Ashraf - Prime Minister of Pakistan, is most insecure perosn in Pakistan. Funny Khabar - Funny News, Fake News Portal leaked out reports submitted. According to reports, following are threats to Pakistan Prime Minister :

1. Supreme Court of Pakistan : Supreme court of Pakistan is trying to arrest Pakistan PM. There are huge chances that he will be hanged by Supreme Court on fake charges of corruption.
2. Pakistan Army : Pakistan army generals may kill him. Its normal tradition in Pakistan and most of generals in Pakistan army like to follow traditions.
3. Pakistan President : Pakistan president who is known as Mr. 10%  for his corruption power, wants his son as Prime Minister. So, he can be threat to Pakistan Prime Minister.
4. Pakistani Taliban : Well, There are no specific reasons. Pakistan Taliban like to kill pakistani people and leaders and who can be better bet than Prime Minister himself.
5. Apart from these special cases, As a Pakistan citizen, Pakistan Prime Minister has threat from routine bomb blast and terrorist attacks as well.

 Worried for Perwez Ashraf's security, Sushilkumar called Rehman Malik and requested him to tighten security for PM. Rehman Malik politely expressed his inability as PM has threat from Army which provides security to most of top brass of government. Rehman Malik's inability to enhance security increases concern of Sushilkumar Shinde and he decide that he will find out solution for same. After a long thought, Sushilkumar finally called Hafeez Saeed - chief of Jamat-Ud-Dawa, biggest terrorist outfit of Pakistan. Sushilkumar and Saeed are now a days very close "friends with Benefits" after his remarks on Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS) and Bharatiya Janata Party (BJP). Sushilkumar Shinde asked Hafiz Saeed to Protect Pak PM.
Hafeez Saeed pleased by Sushilkumar's trust on him. He politely said that he is thankful and indebted to Sushilkumar for his remark on RSS and BJP and assured him that he will do anything to secure Pakistan Prime Minister.
Pakistan Prime Minister expressed his thanks to Sushilkumar.